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German Soldiers To Put Even More Blitz In Blitzkrieg
They have to. No more overtime will be allowed during regular wartime hours so get ‘er done quick, men. I mean persons. The German military, once the most feared fighting force in Europe, is being...
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UFO Crash Site Secured In Germany
I mean UFO as in Unimpeded Falling Object, by the way. And first reports indicate that these eerie, extraterrestrial vehicles appear to be American made. I got your Area 51 for you right here, pal....
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Half Of German Army Resigns
Over 400 German soldiers have filed applications for resignation from the country’s armed forces, leaving the other half to fend for itself all on its own. “Combat situations are often revelatory...
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The Dirty Dozen
The German army is shrinking fast. After a recent purge of right-wing extremists, left-wing extremists and now Islamists, the number of able combat soldiers the Bundeswehr keeps on hand to never...
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The Few, The Proud, The Ones Who Weep When Asked To Remove Their Piercings…
The German Marines. “Perhaps these will be the hardest three months of their lives,” says a deep-voiced commentator during the opening credits of the show, against a dramatic backdrop of silhouettes of...
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German Of The Day: Bedingt
That means partly. You know, as in “Waffensysteme nur bedingt einsatzbereit” (weapons systems are only partly ready for action)? Partly ready for action? Isn’t that like being kind of pregnant? Anyway,...
View ArticleThat’s Not Fair
Why couldn’t German tanks take part in the competition? Oh, I forgot. They’re all broken. The idea of green U.S. Army M1 Abrams tanks with big white stars on their sides, huge American flags flying on...
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This Is A Bad Hair Day
For hair everywhere. Especially in the Bundeswehr. German court rules goth soldier must get a hair cut. Sorry, pal. But a man’s goth to do what he’s goth to do. At least those cute Bundeswehr chicks...
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What Army?
Nobody wants to join Germany’s army. Germany’s armed forces are struggling to attract much-needed recruits, with the number of new soldiers joining the Bundeswehr falling to an all-time low last year....
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Germany Finally Has A Defender Again
If only temporary. US troops arrive in Germany for ‘Defender Europe 20‘ military maneuvers – A massive trans-Atlantic military exercise has gotten underway with over 40,000 US troops and military...
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